Азіатська ведуча новин атласне буккаке

Well dear friends, the first day of the Pornolympics is over.

It has been an unforgettable and very arousing experience.

So arousing it seems that even our technical staff has lost control of their otherwise undoubtedly professional behaviour.

But I don't blame them for it.

Judging by the huge amount of SMS, emails and calls we have received, I can tell that you really enjoyed the first day of our competition.