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I still don't understand, Doctor, why every time I admit that my husband and I are having problems,

that you suggest we have anal sex.

Then obviously you have not read my book. I'm okay, you're okay, so please bend over.

Because if you had read my book, you'd understand that all of the world's problems

is all because of anal retentiveness.